Post by jimepcot on Sept 26, 2011 7:53:27 GMT -5
BIGGEST REGRET
a short one today
while working in disney and being a disney intern, there were sevral perks, free admission to the parks, bus service for free, all the pussy a guy could want, free interent and power to run my barrel roll machine
anyway there were 3 main college dorm complexes i lived in VISTA LAY i mena Vista way
i had a gf there we will call her canada, a gf in the other complex we will call her laura dern (she looked liek laura dern)
and some other broad i forget her name we will call her ....linda lololololololol
anyway we had this crazy ghetto trash from georgia who moved in accross the hall. this girl was hit wore tiny bikinis to the pool, had no inhibitons with anythign her mouth wht she said or her body.
we meet her and her roomates at the pool, one thing led to another we are talking end up chicken fighting where the girl sits on your shoudlers and you go next to a nother pair of guy and girl on shoulders and try to knock them down
so this was awesoem the back of my head was touching her crothch and she was moving back and forth and she is in a bikini half naked, best day ever well best day since i caught all 151 POKEMON GOTTA CATCH THEM ALLL!!!!!!!!!!!!
so later tht day we dry off and she asks me to help me nail her.... lol seriosusly
i had a hammer and nail and helper her hanf pictures in her room.
now let me tell you more about this fine fine speicimen of CRAZY BITCH
her name was TINKERBELL yes a tall black simba girl was telling everyoen her name was tinkerbell, and to this day i forget her real name
so as im helping her out she is saying how she will thank me , and she is un packing her clothes, she is holding these outfits tht were mesh, stockings, and wings like....fawkin tinkerbell
now as soon as i see th ewings i think how awesome woudl it be to do a motha fawkin barrel roll in the hay with her wearing the wings
so we go back and forth flirting
and she stands on the bed and she says hold me so i dont fall , i knell on the bed and hold her by the outside of her thighs, she says : you are on your knees alredy i like that"
im thinkin AWESOME, thn im thinkin who wait a sec this shold be the other way around, but i quickly digress and try to cop a feel, just as things start tohapped we r rudly interrupted by her roomate so i unfrotunally the day was ruined and our princess was in another castle
a few days go by i am on my way home from work , i was talkin to canada and we made plans to go out, she is goin to meet me at my apartment.
right after that i get a txt from my roomate she is sittin on your bed wearin your disney parking employee costume shirt, with your nametag on it, and the shirt is tied around her middle you know how girls and fags do it ...
im thinking AMAZING
than i realize fuck how do i get out of this one she is NOT going to belive me after ( see adventures of jimepcot # 6)
so i have to kick the nubian black princess tinkerbell out
i take off my shirt form ehr thank god she had clothes on undernetath (never thought i woudl thank god for a girl having clothes on )
and jsut in time the tinkerbell is gone and canada is at my apt. and we go out
it was a miricle i came home , kicked the tinkerbell out, changed clothes and canada didnt knowanything
the alst time that many things happened perfectly and all at once was when the ninja turtles disarmed all the bombs in that shitty water level
i knew that my roomated would rat me out , or canadas freinds woudl tell her i knew if cheated on canada with tinkerbell canada woudl find out...tinkerbell did live accorss the hall from me lol
the other thing is tinkerbell was a major whore and i was afraid i would get a diesease worse than the sickness you woudl get from marios poison mushroom
tht didnt stop me from bangin girls from other complexes she didnt know about lol
so yeah tinkerbell is the one that got away aka the one i never banged
a short one today
while working in disney and being a disney intern, there were sevral perks, free admission to the parks, bus service for free, all the pussy a guy could want, free interent and power to run my barrel roll machine
anyway there were 3 main college dorm complexes i lived in VISTA LAY i mena Vista way
i had a gf there we will call her canada, a gf in the other complex we will call her laura dern (she looked liek laura dern)
and some other broad i forget her name we will call her ....linda lololololololol
anyway we had this crazy ghetto trash from georgia who moved in accross the hall. this girl was hit wore tiny bikinis to the pool, had no inhibitons with anythign her mouth wht she said or her body.
we meet her and her roomates at the pool, one thing led to another we are talking end up chicken fighting where the girl sits on your shoudlers and you go next to a nother pair of guy and girl on shoulders and try to knock them down
so this was awesoem the back of my head was touching her crothch and she was moving back and forth and she is in a bikini half naked, best day ever well best day since i caught all 151 POKEMON GOTTA CATCH THEM ALLL!!!!!!!!!!!!
so later tht day we dry off and she asks me to help me nail her.... lol seriosusly
i had a hammer and nail and helper her hanf pictures in her room.
now let me tell you more about this fine fine speicimen of CRAZY BITCH
her name was TINKERBELL yes a tall black simba girl was telling everyoen her name was tinkerbell, and to this day i forget her real name
so as im helping her out she is saying how she will thank me , and she is un packing her clothes, she is holding these outfits tht were mesh, stockings, and wings like....fawkin tinkerbell
now as soon as i see th ewings i think how awesome woudl it be to do a motha fawkin barrel roll in the hay with her wearing the wings
so we go back and forth flirting
and she stands on the bed and she says hold me so i dont fall , i knell on the bed and hold her by the outside of her thighs, she says : you are on your knees alredy i like that"
im thinkin AWESOME, thn im thinkin who wait a sec this shold be the other way around, but i quickly digress and try to cop a feel, just as things start tohapped we r rudly interrupted by her roomate so i unfrotunally the day was ruined and our princess was in another castle
a few days go by i am on my way home from work , i was talkin to canada and we made plans to go out, she is goin to meet me at my apartment.
right after that i get a txt from my roomate she is sittin on your bed wearin your disney parking employee costume shirt, with your nametag on it, and the shirt is tied around her middle you know how girls and fags do it ...
im thinking AMAZING
than i realize fuck how do i get out of this one she is NOT going to belive me after ( see adventures of jimepcot # 6)
so i have to kick the nubian black princess tinkerbell out
i take off my shirt form ehr thank god she had clothes on undernetath (never thought i woudl thank god for a girl having clothes on )
and jsut in time the tinkerbell is gone and canada is at my apt. and we go out
it was a miricle i came home , kicked the tinkerbell out, changed clothes and canada didnt knowanything
the alst time that many things happened perfectly and all at once was when the ninja turtles disarmed all the bombs in that shitty water level
i knew that my roomated would rat me out , or canadas freinds woudl tell her i knew if cheated on canada with tinkerbell canada woudl find out...tinkerbell did live accorss the hall from me lol
the other thing is tinkerbell was a major whore and i was afraid i would get a diesease worse than the sickness you woudl get from marios poison mushroom
tht didnt stop me from bangin girls from other complexes she didnt know about lol
so yeah tinkerbell is the one that got away aka the one i never banged
