Post by jimepcot on Sept 16, 2011 15:33:52 GMT -5
JIMEPCOT SNEAKING INTO DISNEY WORLD FOR FREE
This will be a short one almost as short at pat the nes punks penis
....i take that back im sure he has a normal sized penis shorter than the irate gamers penis
ok it was star wars celabration a day or 2 after i gave george lucas a mini budda belly rub while loading him on the soarin ride at epcot.
being a castmember at disneyworld you are allowed free admission to the parks. there are some restrictions such as a hard ticket event. (private event, college night, or in this case THE LAST TOUR TO ENDOR )
The last tour to endor was a special event that had star wars dance parties, live shows, and exclusive merchandise to name a few of the speical events.
it was origionally supposed to be availbe only to peopel who attneded the star wars celabration convention but the ammount of tickets sold was less than people who belive ET for atari is the best game in the world
so me and my partner in crime i will call him ....uhhh baxter decide we
are going to sneak in there is no way we are paying 80 dollars to get into the park we normally get into for free.
what are we gonna DO !!?!!!?!?
we both decide we are gonna go in when we are allowed to before they start kickng peopel who didnt pay out. and we will make it up as we go.
we go in and we start watching...we notice that they are handing out black wrist bands and periodiclly through the night they ask everyone to raise there hands to make sure nobody who is there isnt supposed to be there lol lol lol
right to the left of the wirstband distribution we notice one of many sovineer stands. i notice the holy grail we needed.
a black eyeglass neck band that you use to keep glasses form fallign off your head and hitting the ground.
i subtly bring that to my partners attention and we nod to each other .... ITS ON
so we buy the eyeglass straps and go into the bathroom and put them on with some tape we had broguht from home.
we put them on and we decide...
ITS TIME TO TEST THIS OUT
we go balls to the wall walk up to a manager point at a buidling and say what is that building for
she explains and tells may the force be with you and we hold back our amazment
HOLY MOTHA FAWKIN BARREL ROLL , WE PULLED THIS OFF
we thought our chances of pulling this of were 3720 to one...or the chance of me having a romantic bubble batch with linda
.....linda call me
but we did it
we than knew as the night went on peopel woudl stop checkign the wistbands and the dark of night would blend our fake wristbands we made into looking exactly like everyone elses legitimate wristbands
so we enjoyed the rest of our night and sat a few rows behind george lucas and directly behind jamie king ..
yeah i dint know who she was ethier
she was that broad that got killed in pear harbor, played johhny depps daughter in blow, and voiced soem charater in star wars the clone wars the showthat is so crappy that even the star wars kid doesnt watch it
that concludes THE MANY ADVENTURES OF JIMEPCOT #3
....ps parter in crime does not mean gay partner no homo
DO A MOTHA FAWKIN BARREL ROLL !!!!!
This will be a short one almost as short at pat the nes punks penis
....i take that back im sure he has a normal sized penis shorter than the irate gamers penis
ok it was star wars celabration a day or 2 after i gave george lucas a mini budda belly rub while loading him on the soarin ride at epcot.
being a castmember at disneyworld you are allowed free admission to the parks. there are some restrictions such as a hard ticket event. (private event, college night, or in this case THE LAST TOUR TO ENDOR )
The last tour to endor was a special event that had star wars dance parties, live shows, and exclusive merchandise to name a few of the speical events.
it was origionally supposed to be availbe only to peopel who attneded the star wars celabration convention but the ammount of tickets sold was less than people who belive ET for atari is the best game in the world
so me and my partner in crime i will call him ....uhhh baxter decide we
are going to sneak in there is no way we are paying 80 dollars to get into the park we normally get into for free.
what are we gonna DO !!?!!!?!?
we both decide we are gonna go in when we are allowed to before they start kickng peopel who didnt pay out. and we will make it up as we go.
we go in and we start watching...we notice that they are handing out black wrist bands and periodiclly through the night they ask everyone to raise there hands to make sure nobody who is there isnt supposed to be there lol lol lol
right to the left of the wirstband distribution we notice one of many sovineer stands. i notice the holy grail we needed.
a black eyeglass neck band that you use to keep glasses form fallign off your head and hitting the ground.
i subtly bring that to my partners attention and we nod to each other .... ITS ON
so we buy the eyeglass straps and go into the bathroom and put them on with some tape we had broguht from home.
we put them on and we decide...
ITS TIME TO TEST THIS OUT
we go balls to the wall walk up to a manager point at a buidling and say what is that building for
she explains and tells may the force be with you and we hold back our amazment
HOLY MOTHA FAWKIN BARREL ROLL , WE PULLED THIS OFF
we thought our chances of pulling this of were 3720 to one...or the chance of me having a romantic bubble batch with linda
.....linda call me
but we did it
we than knew as the night went on peopel woudl stop checkign the wistbands and the dark of night would blend our fake wristbands we made into looking exactly like everyone elses legitimate wristbands
so we enjoyed the rest of our night and sat a few rows behind george lucas and directly behind jamie king ..
yeah i dint know who she was ethier
she was that broad that got killed in pear harbor, played johhny depps daughter in blow, and voiced soem charater in star wars the clone wars the showthat is so crappy that even the star wars kid doesnt watch it
that concludes THE MANY ADVENTURES OF JIMEPCOT #3
....ps parter in crime does not mean gay partner no homo
DO A MOTHA FAWKIN BARREL ROLL !!!!!
