Post by jimepcot on May 29, 2011 10:46:02 GMT -5
Last year for the anniversary of star wars the empire strikes back the largest star wars convention was held in Orlando Florida. Home of the gators, Disney, and many many meth labs. All the celebs were there for the celebration billy Dee Williams, boba fett, ray park (Darth maul) misc storm trooper stand in 4, and the highlight of the event a sit down interview with George Lucas and Jon Stewart.
so i was working at soaring my ride at Epcot, from time to time we would have celebrities and rich people being led around by Disney tour guides. they got back doored ( no pun intended) all around the parks they didn't have to Wait in line, get away from crowds etc.
so its a normal day and i hear form one of my friends who is a tour guide that she is going to be George Lucas tour guide. i think that is AWESOME!!!! i ask are you going to go to soaring!??!!? she says maybe. so i think i probably wont see him with my luck.
so i go about my day starting the ride, dealing with rat cast members who throw you under the bus for any reason to make themselves look good. annoying spoiled kids, and fat ass people who can walk around fine but are too lazy and demand to rent one of those motor scooter things so they don't have to walk.
i get a second of downtime i decided to go in the back room to use my phone. i go open the door and i see ....
GEORGE FUCKING LUCAS!!!!!!!
George is a short man with a thick grizzly Adams beard and glasses. he was also wearing a Gilligan hat flipped down so Pele can recognize him easily. I'm looking at this and the first thing that pops in my head is........HE LOOKS LIKE A FAWKIN EWOK!!!!!!
i hold my composer and just go back where i came. i know that they put the VIP guests like Lucas in the middle row middle seats. The best seats in the house.....next to my lap. at this time i am the only one who knows Lucas and his whole family are going to ride the ride. my super Mario rpg 7 lucky stars were in alignment as at the perfect time a position change is going through. and i was going to be shifted into the guy who loads George Lucas in the ride!!!!
the other cast members are talking so i very gently push on the back of a hot female cast member milfs back to get the rotation going so i can be the one to load Lucas. at this time I'm pretty much jumping in my black cowboy boots in excitement. I'm like a speed freak who has to sit still. I'm more jittery than a chipmunk who just drank a full spilled dunkin iced coffee.
the rotation goes through and finally this is it the first row I'm responsible for is George Lucas and his family.
while watching the mandatory safety video narrated by the guy in the wheelchair form family guy i try to talk to George Lucas. he is an awkward asshole. i asked him is everything going well for you he says yes. and turns his back on me and looks at his black girlfriend who is 25 yrs younger and i think one of those bithces on good morning America. so i talk to the other guests.
i like to make the guests flap there arms like wings while waiting for the ride to start. than tell them to stop and say that was the ride get outta here. the guests laugh and i figured it was something extra i could do to make them happy after waiting FOREVER for the ride.
I'm debating in my head whether or not to do that with Lucas i decide not to. than in my head i get an idea , i say this is worth getting fired.
i wanted to tell Lucas "Indiana Jones 4 and jar jar binks what the fuck were you thinking" i would be terminated immediately however i would be know around Disney FOREVER. i would be infamous. i decided not to and the safety video finishes.
i smartly decide not to and good thing. a few days later at a special star wars/ indiana jones live show in which lucas was in attendance. indian jones dodges the spikes coming form the floor as he usualy does however at the end sotmhing is diffrent. indy picks up a severed jar jar head on the ground looks at lucas and says "george what were you thinking?!" he than puts jar jars head on a spike and continued the show
so i guide the guests to there seats and i start buckling the seat belts for the guests. as i buckle the seat belts i touch Lucais's belly with the back of my hand. i thot hey i am one of the few people in the world who can say they tucked Lucais's belly. i do that than after that i check all the safety lights and belts. than the mother of the teen girl that lucas's teen son knocked up. (luckiest girl in the world she is loaded NOW!!!)asks me to take a picture of the family. we are NOT ALLOWED TO TAKE PICTURES OF FAMOUS PEOPLE AT ALL!!! however it was a member of the Lucas family so i do it. i take a picture from the left side. than do a sonic dash to the right side and take a picture. than another sonic dash and give the camera back. she says thank you and the look on her face i could tell she appreciated it.
so the Lucas family rides the ride and had fun that that was the end of my Lucas story.
the many adventures of Jim episode 1 has come to a close
now all who read this DO A MOTHA FAWKIN BARREL ROLL!!!
some random funny Lucas stories. form his dines tour guide that i know
his black girlfriend REALLY CRACKS the whip she wouldn't let him ride his OWN STAR WARS RIDE!!!
when Lucas kids were watching the Micheal Jackson 3d show. they were making fun of him during the jacko tribute show that had behind the scenes pics and videos of Lucas and company making the video in the 80's. some of it is REALLY DATED.
so i was working at soaring my ride at Epcot, from time to time we would have celebrities and rich people being led around by Disney tour guides. they got back doored ( no pun intended) all around the parks they didn't have to Wait in line, get away from crowds etc.
so its a normal day and i hear form one of my friends who is a tour guide that she is going to be George Lucas tour guide. i think that is AWESOME!!!! i ask are you going to go to soaring!??!!? she says maybe. so i think i probably wont see him with my luck.
so i go about my day starting the ride, dealing with rat cast members who throw you under the bus for any reason to make themselves look good. annoying spoiled kids, and fat ass people who can walk around fine but are too lazy and demand to rent one of those motor scooter things so they don't have to walk.
i get a second of downtime i decided to go in the back room to use my phone. i go open the door and i see ....
GEORGE FUCKING LUCAS!!!!!!!
George is a short man with a thick grizzly Adams beard and glasses. he was also wearing a Gilligan hat flipped down so Pele can recognize him easily. I'm looking at this and the first thing that pops in my head is........HE LOOKS LIKE A FAWKIN EWOK!!!!!!
i hold my composer and just go back where i came. i know that they put the VIP guests like Lucas in the middle row middle seats. The best seats in the house.....next to my lap. at this time i am the only one who knows Lucas and his whole family are going to ride the ride. my super Mario rpg 7 lucky stars were in alignment as at the perfect time a position change is going through. and i was going to be shifted into the guy who loads George Lucas in the ride!!!!
the other cast members are talking so i very gently push on the back of a hot female cast member milfs back to get the rotation going so i can be the one to load Lucas. at this time I'm pretty much jumping in my black cowboy boots in excitement. I'm like a speed freak who has to sit still. I'm more jittery than a chipmunk who just drank a full spilled dunkin iced coffee.
the rotation goes through and finally this is it the first row I'm responsible for is George Lucas and his family.
while watching the mandatory safety video narrated by the guy in the wheelchair form family guy i try to talk to George Lucas. he is an awkward asshole. i asked him is everything going well for you he says yes. and turns his back on me and looks at his black girlfriend who is 25 yrs younger and i think one of those bithces on good morning America. so i talk to the other guests.
i like to make the guests flap there arms like wings while waiting for the ride to start. than tell them to stop and say that was the ride get outta here. the guests laugh and i figured it was something extra i could do to make them happy after waiting FOREVER for the ride.
I'm debating in my head whether or not to do that with Lucas i decide not to. than in my head i get an idea , i say this is worth getting fired.
i wanted to tell Lucas "Indiana Jones 4 and jar jar binks what the fuck were you thinking" i would be terminated immediately however i would be know around Disney FOREVER. i would be infamous. i decided not to and the safety video finishes.
i smartly decide not to and good thing. a few days later at a special star wars/ indiana jones live show in which lucas was in attendance. indian jones dodges the spikes coming form the floor as he usualy does however at the end sotmhing is diffrent. indy picks up a severed jar jar head on the ground looks at lucas and says "george what were you thinking?!" he than puts jar jars head on a spike and continued the show
so i guide the guests to there seats and i start buckling the seat belts for the guests. as i buckle the seat belts i touch Lucais's belly with the back of my hand. i thot hey i am one of the few people in the world who can say they tucked Lucais's belly. i do that than after that i check all the safety lights and belts. than the mother of the teen girl that lucas's teen son knocked up. (luckiest girl in the world she is loaded NOW!!!)asks me to take a picture of the family. we are NOT ALLOWED TO TAKE PICTURES OF FAMOUS PEOPLE AT ALL!!! however it was a member of the Lucas family so i do it. i take a picture from the left side. than do a sonic dash to the right side and take a picture. than another sonic dash and give the camera back. she says thank you and the look on her face i could tell she appreciated it.
so the Lucas family rides the ride and had fun that that was the end of my Lucas story.
the many adventures of Jim episode 1 has come to a close
now all who read this DO A MOTHA FAWKIN BARREL ROLL!!!
some random funny Lucas stories. form his dines tour guide that i know
his black girlfriend REALLY CRACKS the whip she wouldn't let him ride his OWN STAR WARS RIDE!!!
when Lucas kids were watching the Micheal Jackson 3d show. they were making fun of him during the jacko tribute show that had behind the scenes pics and videos of Lucas and company making the video in the 80's. some of it is REALLY DATED.
