Post by jimepcot on Mar 6, 2012 7:51:44 GMT -5
A short story of jim epcot
headnote
in my cubicle i had a picture of charlie sheen winning form tv guide
long story short comcast started screwing with me
my supervisor had a problem with me sicne day one for some unknown reason
however i was really liked by all of my fellow coworkers , i knwo tis becuse when i took 2 weeks off ( so i coudl take an interview , and reconenct with a gorgoeus lawyer i used to date in north caorlina and ohio)
they all came up to me and was happy i wasnt fired/ quit
i was going through some tough personal issues, i was under ALOT of stress,my job is literrly people YELLING at me all day
even with all tht stress, i was the top seller in my dept, and green in all my metrics, ( they measure call time, calls per hour etc etc)
so i transfrred peopel to the department blindly when they were yelling at me.
( i didnt want to tell them all the comcast bullshit they tell me to say i though ok dont waste time get them to the dept than can help them out asap)
so i get called into the office with my superivors tht has a problem and the top manager of the building
(by the way the top manager kid got an XBOX 360 from me the year it came otu and peopel were fightin each other , i wiated all night to resell it for double, tht didnt work out so i sold it to her for 50 bucks more casue that is wht i had to pay ebay in fees when they screwed me)
they play the recorded calls , they cut my overtime
i only have to work 20 hrs a week but i was picking up 45-55 hrs
i tell them i was under stress casue living at home is a nightmare
now i move out im under less stress the blind transfer problem wont happen again
so you cut my overtime nd you make ti so i cant afford to get an apt
(comcast doesnt pay the best it was a STRETCH to live on 45-55 + hrs)
they say they want the calls to imporve
long story short
this is what i told my boss tht screwed me
"i jsut accpeted a job at a bank, wht i went to school for, i make alot more money than you, im dating a beutiful lawyer , down south no snow, and i just bought my second harly on which i plan to travel the country on the weekends "
"WINNING "
so yeah long story short comcast fucked me , i got a better job, i "nicely " told my boss to fuck off
paraphrase conan o brian
if you work real hard,
be nice to people
be a lil crazy
do some barrel rolls
amazing things can happen
i went from living in a wicky shitty apt wokrign at disney for 7 bucks and hour
but with hard work and being nice
i got my dream job, great pay, and a smart gorgeous lawyer gf
if i can do it any body can
WINNING DUH
ps yes i will edit this later get rid of all the typos etc
BARREL ROLL OUT !!!
headnote
in my cubicle i had a picture of charlie sheen winning form tv guide
long story short comcast started screwing with me
my supervisor had a problem with me sicne day one for some unknown reason
however i was really liked by all of my fellow coworkers , i knwo tis becuse when i took 2 weeks off ( so i coudl take an interview , and reconenct with a gorgoeus lawyer i used to date in north caorlina and ohio)
they all came up to me and was happy i wasnt fired/ quit
i was going through some tough personal issues, i was under ALOT of stress,my job is literrly people YELLING at me all day
even with all tht stress, i was the top seller in my dept, and green in all my metrics, ( they measure call time, calls per hour etc etc)
so i transfrred peopel to the department blindly when they were yelling at me.
( i didnt want to tell them all the comcast bullshit they tell me to say i though ok dont waste time get them to the dept than can help them out asap)
so i get called into the office with my superivors tht has a problem and the top manager of the building
(by the way the top manager kid got an XBOX 360 from me the year it came otu and peopel were fightin each other , i wiated all night to resell it for double, tht didnt work out so i sold it to her for 50 bucks more casue that is wht i had to pay ebay in fees when they screwed me)
they play the recorded calls , they cut my overtime
i only have to work 20 hrs a week but i was picking up 45-55 hrs
i tell them i was under stress casue living at home is a nightmare
now i move out im under less stress the blind transfer problem wont happen again
so you cut my overtime nd you make ti so i cant afford to get an apt
(comcast doesnt pay the best it was a STRETCH to live on 45-55 + hrs)
they say they want the calls to imporve
long story short
this is what i told my boss tht screwed me
"i jsut accpeted a job at a bank, wht i went to school for, i make alot more money than you, im dating a beutiful lawyer , down south no snow, and i just bought my second harly on which i plan to travel the country on the weekends "
"WINNING "
so yeah long story short comcast fucked me , i got a better job, i "nicely " told my boss to fuck off
paraphrase conan o brian
if you work real hard,
be nice to people
be a lil crazy
do some barrel rolls
amazing things can happen
i went from living in a wicky shitty apt wokrign at disney for 7 bucks and hour
but with hard work and being nice
i got my dream job, great pay, and a smart gorgeous lawyer gf
if i can do it any body can
WINNING DUH
ps yes i will edit this later get rid of all the typos etc
BARREL ROLL OUT !!!
