THE MANY ADVENTURES OF JIMEPCOT #7

[jimepcot]

JIMEPCOT VS THE CHAIN LINK FENCE AND 2 COPS

it was a late september end of summer party, it signified the end of an era alsmot liek the end of the NES

so it was a party i was still in high school and the party invovled PLENTY of alcahol

so i get drunk i throw this girl ..ill call her peach in the pool.

i am drunk shirtless wet and in my jeans and socks WINNING

well how the party was set up was a lil bonfire , a patio, a small yard, a chain link fence with an open door and a HUGE field that was past the fence

well the cops were called due to a noise complaint, and everyone quietly walked an snuck threw the open fence door and hid in that huge feild.

well by the time i got the news evryoen was alredy hidden and the kid whos house it was was talkin to the cops

in my drunken mind i think
hey i go to catch up

so i start running FULL SPEED FASTER than a sonic speed dash

keep in mind I AM
DRUNK
WET
SHIRTLESS
TIRED
and in jeans

so i am RUNNING FULL SPEED

BOOM CA CHING CA CHING

i hit the fence FULL SPEED

i fall to the ground im on the ground for about a minute

i get up look at the cops
and turn back around

thinking liek dr grant in jurassic park
if you dont move they cant see you

they saw me tho so i go over and say im all right
they go
NO YOU ARE NOT

i go ohhh shit

come to find out they were laghing there ASSES off and saying to the kid who owned the place

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THAT KID

they had such a good laugh they told me to sit down shut up and sit near the fire

which i did the cops told us to quiet down
and they left

the other good part of tht sotry is everyones elses version of it

becasue there story of tht night always ended with whatever they were doing and .... " and than i heard CA CHING CA CHING"

do a motha fawkin barrel roll everyone

[EBchamp]

LOL, you made everybody's night...CA CHING CA CHING!

[penguincat]

That does sound super fun though.
Shame I'm a chicken and well people don't like me. I'm 25 and still yet to go to a party.
I was meant to go to one but it never happened. Got there and people just played computer games or went to bed.
I was in pain from something stupid I did earlier on in the day (do not drink a heap of water and not visit the bathroom (or not randomly pee on something) for 15 hours. I was in pain but didn't pee myself. lol)
If the party did happen I would have been a sleep.

[jimepcot]

hmm try getting a job at a restraunt thts how i met all those party people. restruant = peopel who liek to party and slutty girls true fact