THE MANY ADVENTURES OF JIMEPCOT #6

[jimepcot]

wow my other story i said would be short and it wasnt hopefully yhis will actually be short.
JIMEPCOT VS PANTIES

i woke up this morning.... daeee da do and i heard a disturbin sound daaaeee da do (poor attempt at a blues beat)

i wake up and do my usual routine
wake up shower, shave, shit, than get out of bed.....in that order

i put on my wonderful yellow and white striped shirt and bright yellow parking lot shorts white sneakers and walk out the door to my car and off to work
that getup i had to wear was so you stood out in the parkin lot and peopel wouldnt hit you with there car.... IT HAS HAPPENED TO ME ......twice

as im walkin to my car i look at my antenna to see if anyone stole my mickey ear antenna ball and i notice...a pair of PANTIES on my antenna !!!!!!!!!!

my mind immediatly shifts to this is fawkin awesome makes me want to do a motha fawkin barrel roll

i want to take a picture....but i have no camera i cant leave it on the ground someoen might throw it away

so i do what any normal rational person owudl do in my situation

i get a stick....pick up the panties and put them in my center console untill i can get my camera put it back on my antenna and take a piciture

i forget bout them and days go by i meet a girl on the back of the tram, she is amazed and turned on by my boston accent ( its makes doooze girls get wicked retaaaarded in the pants and my jersey shore tan ( i worked outside in the florida sun thts y i was tan not cause i wanted to look tht way lol)

so i meet this girl she is in the middle of the tram al blonde like a hotter younger laura dern she keeps looking back at me the tram stops she comes back to sit near me at the back of the tram ( me talkin on the tram microphone made her wet in the....pusssay)
blah blah blah i get her number we made plans to hang out and ....watch a disney movie

side note to self
that was the best thing bouth workin at disney we all got paid shit so girls never expected you to pay, or take you out to things tht wernt free like free admision to the parks
so everythin was cheap or we went dutch (where guys paid for themselves and girls paid for themsevles)

so i see her all done up hair make up, tight yellow shirt, jean mini skirt it was ON!!!!....also the last time she got all done up for me

guys some advice dont tell a girl she is beutiful when she just woke up and isnt because they will never go thorugh all tht trouble to look good for you again

so we get to her place and start watchin the jungle book...maybe thats where i got jungle fever hmm

so we are watching it things get frisky and long story short i only remember the beginnign and end credits lol
we both laugh as we realize tht we both only rememebr the end credits lol

ok now back to the panties in my car

a few days go by and im juggling laura dern and Canada and im taking canada out somewhere i stop go to a 7-11
canada being alone in the car does what every girl does.....
go thorugh my stuff tryin to get me in trouble
she finds my phone with a text "hey brian i just fawked this girl i met on the back of the tram" and to top it off she .....
FINDS THE PANTIES!!!!!!!

how the hell am i gonna explain this one !?!??!!?!?

so i tolder her the truth found panties want to take a picture blah blah blah
and i lie my ass off sayin oh i made up tht story to brag to my buddy back home

and what do you know

THE STUPID BROAD BELIVES ME!??!?!
WHAT A RETAAARD
i mean come on if you were her would you belive that story!?!?!?
the crazy part is half of wht i told her was true lol

so i contine to juggle both girls untill they crashed and burned worse than you purposly shooting down slippy toad with hyper lasers

and now on to the next CHAPTER
DO A MOTHA FAWKIN BARREL ROLL !!!!

[EBchamp]

Hahaha, your stories are great but I get lost sometimes, it just makes them even better though lol