Post by jimepcot on Sept 16, 2011 15:11:46 GMT -5
Jimepcot vs the priest
i had a job one summer as a temporary greeter at a verizion wireless store. (not during the strike i would never cross a picket line.....ok i would cross but only if so i could talk to linda)
it was a shitty job paid decent but i worked for a temp agency not for verizion. which meant legally i coudl not ring out anythign or provide any information besides basic info. if you want to buy a phone sign in here, if your phone is broken go over there.
the worst part is i had to wear the same shirt and tie and nametag as all the other real verizion employees. which meant when the store was busy i looked like a lazy asshole who jsut stood on the sales floor. which i complety understood becasue there was no way for the customers to know that i didnt technicly work for verizion
so on a hot friday summer day jsut before the mallrat 5teen yr old punks came in to terrorize the mall on a friday night this preist walks in carrying a corded black rotary att phone
as he gets closer and closer to me i look at him. his eyes are all cataracted over, face caved in white mafia combed back hair, and stood at around 5 ft 2 m90lbs this guy made charlie sheen look like a picture of perfect health
he tells me he wants a phone installed in a catholic memorial home for his freind who is in a hospital bed. there is a phone jack but no service there.
i explain to the preist as professionally and nicely as i can
im sorry sir this is verizion wireless we are a complety different company than verizion landline phones. unfortunally i cant help you.
i knew what he was going to say next. do you have the phone number for verizion.
i alredy know the answer my moronic managers/ co workers dont have that number. so to make it look liek im not blowing him off i go in the back and ask my manager knowing fulll well they wont have the number.
i ask get no answer so i go back otu and look for him
he is gone !?!?!
so i go about my business, than 10 15 minutes go by i realize he was sitting on a bench in the corner the whole time!!!
i go up to him and say again as nicly and professional as i can
im sorry sir like i said before this is verizion wireless not verizion, i asked my boss and he didnt have a phone number for you. im sorry but i dont know what to tell you.
at this point he jumps up faster than donkey kong going after a barrel. stares me dead in the eye with a look more serious than ivan drago grabs my wrist in one hand cocks and back his other hand into a fist!!!!
at this point everything slows down in mind mind i go into matrix bullet time mode. and i think to myself
HOW DO I NOT GO TO JAIL FOR THIS!!!
the cop is going to say
NOT ONLY DID YOU GET INTO A FIGHT WITH A PRIEST YOU GOT INTO A FIGHT WITH A feeble 90lb, knock knock knockin on heavens (im pretty sure in his case hells)door.
i knew the outcome of a fight between a healthy in shape 21 yr old man vs a guy who looked older than emporor palpatine
i woudl kill HIM!!! what do i do !?!?!?!
i come to the conclusion as my matrix slow down speed returns to regular tiem and decide....he is 90lbs, face caved in ,teeth rotting out of his head and hunched order.
im just gonna let him hit me how hard can it hurt?......can hurt as much as getting fawked in the ass by tyrone in prison
he cocks back his hand starts to swing and hr than drops his hands storms off and mutters to himself " you guys have horrible customer service"
that concludes the many adventures of jimepcot #2 jimepcot vs the preist
DO A MOTHA FAWKIN BARREL ROLL!!!!!!!!!
i had a job one summer as a temporary greeter at a verizion wireless store. (not during the strike i would never cross a picket line.....ok i would cross but only if so i could talk to linda)
it was a shitty job paid decent but i worked for a temp agency not for verizion. which meant legally i coudl not ring out anythign or provide any information besides basic info. if you want to buy a phone sign in here, if your phone is broken go over there.
the worst part is i had to wear the same shirt and tie and nametag as all the other real verizion employees. which meant when the store was busy i looked like a lazy asshole who jsut stood on the sales floor. which i complety understood becasue there was no way for the customers to know that i didnt technicly work for verizion
so on a hot friday summer day jsut before the mallrat 5teen yr old punks came in to terrorize the mall on a friday night this preist walks in carrying a corded black rotary att phone
as he gets closer and closer to me i look at him. his eyes are all cataracted over, face caved in white mafia combed back hair, and stood at around 5 ft 2 m90lbs this guy made charlie sheen look like a picture of perfect health
he tells me he wants a phone installed in a catholic memorial home for his freind who is in a hospital bed. there is a phone jack but no service there.
i explain to the preist as professionally and nicely as i can
im sorry sir this is verizion wireless we are a complety different company than verizion landline phones. unfortunally i cant help you.
i knew what he was going to say next. do you have the phone number for verizion.
i alredy know the answer my moronic managers/ co workers dont have that number. so to make it look liek im not blowing him off i go in the back and ask my manager knowing fulll well they wont have the number.
i ask get no answer so i go back otu and look for him
he is gone !?!?!
so i go about my business, than 10 15 minutes go by i realize he was sitting on a bench in the corner the whole time!!!
i go up to him and say again as nicly and professional as i can
im sorry sir like i said before this is verizion wireless not verizion, i asked my boss and he didnt have a phone number for you. im sorry but i dont know what to tell you.
at this point he jumps up faster than donkey kong going after a barrel. stares me dead in the eye with a look more serious than ivan drago grabs my wrist in one hand cocks and back his other hand into a fist!!!!
at this point everything slows down in mind mind i go into matrix bullet time mode. and i think to myself
HOW DO I NOT GO TO JAIL FOR THIS!!!
the cop is going to say
NOT ONLY DID YOU GET INTO A FIGHT WITH A PRIEST YOU GOT INTO A FIGHT WITH A feeble 90lb, knock knock knockin on heavens (im pretty sure in his case hells)door.
i knew the outcome of a fight between a healthy in shape 21 yr old man vs a guy who looked older than emporor palpatine
i woudl kill HIM!!! what do i do !?!?!?!
i come to the conclusion as my matrix slow down speed returns to regular tiem and decide....he is 90lbs, face caved in ,teeth rotting out of his head and hunched order.
im just gonna let him hit me how hard can it hurt?......can hurt as much as getting fawked in the ass by tyrone in prison
he cocks back his hand starts to swing and hr than drops his hands storms off and mutters to himself " you guys have horrible customer service"
that concludes the many adventures of jimepcot #2 jimepcot vs the preist
DO A MOTHA FAWKIN BARREL ROLL!!!!!!!!!